Old Trick

I was the victim of a very old trick.

Imagine two lovebirds in a recession,

Girl: Its all recession-y. Lets not give valentines.
Guy: Ok, that sounds logical. Deal. *spits in hand to shake*

...time passes... and Valentine's Day approaches.

Girl: Surprise! I got you a very thoughtful card, chocolates, and a new candy that you have never tried!
Guy: Um... I got you this card?
Girl: DOOOOM ON YOUR FACE

Moral: Never fall for the Valentine's Fake-out and always get something huge.