Facebook profile removal

So, if you want to remove an imposter fakebook profile, you need to have a facebook profile to report it.

You can not use a friends profile to do so, as you have to send a link to the "real" facebook profile. I supplied a dummy one with a note explaining that their web form sucks.

I couldn't find a phone number for facebook either.

I think that this whole thing is absurd, especially the part that you have to be in the club to have a fake version of you removed from it.